International Crabhat Championships 2009

These are the judges from this year's crabhat olympiad. The guy on the left loves his job so much.

EPIC CRABHAT

Words alone cannot express the magnificence of these crabhats.
Brings a tear to the eye.

Crabhat crafts

Holding a party? Why not brighten up your dinner table by decorating a crabhat with some silk flowers and other festive vegetation, and creating a centrepiece like the one below?
Because it's a stupid idea, that's why. Now put the crabhat back on your damned head where it belongs.

The many uses of crabhats

Here we can see that the smart young lady (the one with the worried facial expression) is using the claws of her crabhat to ward off the advances of the trogloyditic gentleman (presumably named 'Brad' or 'Chad' or somesuch) she has had the misfortune to find herself sat next to.
Also, notice she is using the crabhat to obstruct the view of the old man behind her, in the hope that he will give up trying to watch the game, go home, and put some proper trousers on.

Fat man laughing

I fail to see the humour here. Surely both owner and cat should be supremely proud of the fine crabhat pictured?

(via this blog)

Crabhat we need.

In a marvelous turn of events, this totally undoctored photo has emerged of new messiah/president Barack Obama looking very relaxed in a stylish crabhat.
Unfortunately, his attempts to push through a bill providing free crabhats for all Americans has hit opposition from the nefarious lobsterhat lobby.

Teenagers

We all know that first date can be an uncomfortable affair, fraught with insecurities and uncomfortable social contact. So why not distract from that zit on your chin and the stilted conversation by wearing a crabhat on your head?

Notice the young man appears to have attempted to gel his hair into the shape and density of a crab. The intention is there, but I doubt she's going to be as impressed as he hopes. First base, max.

Fashion fail, crabhat win.

Ok, so this chap may be lacking slightly in sartorial elegance, but his attempt to distract the viewer from his horrifying shorts with a second crabhat works quite well.
Still, we wouldn't recommend to our readers that you take to regularly wearing a crabhat on your crotch. For some reason people tend to be a bit iffy about crabs in that area.

Korean Krabhat

Safe to assume here that this screengrab is from a gameshow where the triumphant contestant wins a crabhat.
This is such a status symbol in South Korea that the lucky individual will then get a tickertape parade through the streets of their hometown and all the kimchi they can eat.

LOLcrabs

We've firmly established in this crab blog (clog?) that our feline companions are as much fans of crabhats as ourselves. At first, it would appear that these 'lolcats' (i.e. cats with hilarious poor grammar and spelling) are no different:
Look more closely, however, and this picture takes a sinister turn. Some cruel owner has actually fitted these cats with lobsterhats, rather than crabhats. Notice how distressed these creatures are. Such cruelty to animals should surely not go unreported to the RSPCA.

Crabbib

These chaps may not win any points for being the most attractive of crabhat fans, but they do deserve special recognition for the cruel irony of wearing crabhats while eating crab.
The bibs are a nice touch too. Wouldn't want to get any crab juices down those high-fashion shirts of theirs.

Monster crabhat

Now this is pure dedication. Not only has this fine young fellow donned a magnificent spidercrabhat, but he's smart enough to carry a spare for formal occasions.
A definite contender for crabhat of the month.

Fine art crabhat

Source unknown, but it's almost certainly hanging in the Louvre, the Tate, or some equally prestigious gallery, and certainly not on the back of some out-of-work internet artist's toilet door.
The artist is presumably Clawed Monet.

Such poise! Such grace!

...shame this crabhat's human looks so gormless though.

For this season's discerning conspiracy nut

The tinfoil crabhat keeps your noggin warm, whilst preventing the government/aliens/lizard people/royal family from beaming anti-crabhat propaganda into your brain.

Nature documentary

Here we see a crabhat stalking it's natural prey, the burgerhat.

Crabhat's gotta eat, after all.

Crabcat 2: The revenge of crabcat

Here we can see a highly educated, National Geographic-reading cat proudly sporting a crabhat.
He looks a bit embarrassed about having to wear that ridiculous t-shirt though.

Epic crabhat

Well this young man evidently deserves extra points: Not only is his crabhat alive, but it's a relatively rare horseshoe crabhat.
We salute you, random guy off the internet!

World peace

Definitive proof that crabhat and moosehat can coexist peacefully
Still... those weird moosehat lovers had better watch their backs.

Asshat

More Americans in crabhats:
Overall this is horrible, but at least he's made the effort to turn his skin the same colour as his crabhat.